Legal Notices

This Web site (the “Site”) is offered to you by Orgasmicme.com. (the “Company”) on the condition that you accept the terms, conditions, and notices contained in this Web Site User Agreement and any amendments (the Agreement”) and on other pages of the Site.

YOU AGREE TO READ THIS USER AGREEMENT CAREFULLY BEFORE USING THE SITE. YOU MAY NOT ACCESS OR USE THIS WEBSITE UNLESS YOU AGREE TO THEM. BY USING THIS WEBSITE, YOU ACKNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE READ THE TERMS, CONDITIONS, AND NOTICES IN THIS AGREEMENT AND YOU AGREE TO THEM.

The Company reserves the right to change the terms, conditions, and notices under which this Web site is offered at any time in its sole discretion, and your continued use constitutes agreement to any such changes.

REPRESENTATIONS AND WARRANTIES

You represent and warrant that:
you are at least 18 years of age (21 in some states) and have the legal right to possess adult-oriented materials and sex toys in your community and legal jurisdiction.
you have provided true, accurate, current, and complete information about yourself as prompted on the site. Your billing address should be the address and phone number your credit card bank has on file for you.
you will not use this Web site for any purpose that is improper, unlawful, or prohibited by the terms, conditions, or notices in this Agreement and on this Web site, and you will act in good faith in your relationships with COMPANY.

you understand that you will be exposed to sexually oriented visual images, verbal descriptions, and products of an erotic nature, which may include graphic visual depictions and descriptions of nudity and sexual activity. You affirm that you are voluntarily choosing to do so because you want to view or read the various materials which are available for your own personal enjoyment, information, and/or education. Your choice is a manifestation of your interest in sexual matters, which is both healthy and normal and, which, in your experience, is generally shared by average adults in your community. You are familiar with the standards in your community regarding the acceptance of such sexually oriented materials, and the materials you expect to encounter are within those standards. In your judgment, the average adult in your community accepts the consumption of such materials by willing adults in circumstances such as this which offer reasonable insulation from the materials for minors and unwilling adults, and will not find such materials to appeal to a prurient interest or to be patently offensive.

PROHIBITED ACTIVITIES

You agree not to use the Web site to:

Upload, post, or otherwise transmit any communication or material that is unlawful, harmful, threatening, abusive, harassing, defamatory, vulgar, obscene, invasive of another’s privacy, that infringes any copyright, trademark, trade secret, patent, or other proprietary rights, disruptive to the site, harmful to minors, hateful, or racially, ethnically or otherwise objectionable;
Forge headers or otherwise manipulate identifiers in order to disguise the origin of any communication transmitted through the Web site;
Upload, post, or otherwise transmit any unsolicited or unauthorized advertising, promotional materials, “junk mail,” “spam,” “chain letters,” “pyramid schemes,” or any other form of solicitation except as otherwise expressly authorized by the Company;
Disrupt or interfere with the operation of the Web site or any servers or networks connected to the Web site service or disrupt any other user’s enjoyment of the Site or any affiliated or linked sites;
Violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law or regulation;
Upload, post, or otherwise transmit any obscene material or material containing child pornography.
Upload, post, or otherwise transmit any material containing viruses, Trojan horses, worms, time bombs, cancelbots, easter eggs, or other computer programming routines that may damage, detrimentally interfere with, or surreptitiously intercept or expropriate any system, data, or personal information.
Deeplink to this Site, use any meta tags or other hidden text using our name, trademark, or product name, or frame any Content without our express written consent;
Collect or store personal data about other users.

INDEMNITY

You agree to indemnify and hold the Company, its directors, officers, agents, affiliates, suppliers, and employees harmless from any and all claims, losses, damages, liabilities, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorney’s fees) which arise out of, are connected with or directly relate to your use of the Site, the products obtained through the site or any violation of this Agreement.

USE OF INFORMATION AND PRIVACY

The Company may monitor your use of the Site and may ask that you provide personal information, including financial information. You agree that the Company may use and disclose any information and material received from you, or collected through your use of the Site, in accordance with Company’s stated Privacy Policy or when the Company has a good-faith belief that disclosure is required by law or legal process, or to protect the rights of the Company or others. You understand and agree that the Privacy Policy may change from time to time.

LINKS TO OTHER WEBSITES

The Site may contain links to Web sites operated by parties other than the Company. The links are provided for your convenience only. The Company does not control the Web sites and is not responsible for the content on such Web sites. By offering links, the Company is not implying that it endorses anything contained on such Web sites or has any association with the operators of the Web sites.

LIABILITY LIMITATION & DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES

Information or advice received from this Web site should not be relied upon for personal, medical, legal, or financial decisions. You should consult an appropriate professional for specific advice tailored to your situation.

THE COMPANY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, AGENTS, AFFILIATES, EMPLOYEES, AND ITS SUPPLIERS MAKE NO REPRESENTATIONS ABOUT THE RELIABILITY, ACCURACY, SUITABILITY, OR TIMELINESS OF THE CONTENT, PRODUCTS, OR SERVICES ACCESSIBLE THROUGH THE SITE. ALL INFORMATION AND SERVICES ARE PROVIDED “AS IS” OR “AS AVAILABLE” WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, AND PRODUCTS ARE PROVIDED WITH SOLEY WITH A LIMITED WARRANTY. OTHER THAN THE LIMITED WARRANTY FOR PRODUCTS DESCRIBED ABOVE, THE COMPANY AND ITS SUPPLIERS HEREBY DISCLAIM ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS WITH REGARD TO THE INFORMATION, PRODUCTS, AND SERVICES AVAILABLE THROUGH THIS SITE, INCLUDING (WITHOUT LIMITATION) ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, TITLE AND NON-INFRINGEMENT.

IN NO EVENT SHALL THE COMPANY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, AGENTS, EMPLOYEES, OR ITS SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE, OR ANY OTHER DAMAGES WHATSOEVER. WITHOUT LIMITING THE FOREGOING, THE COMPANY AND ITS SUPPLIERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGES FOR LOSS OF DATA, LOSS OF PROFITS, OR LOSS OF USE IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THE SITE, THE DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE, OR FOR ANY CONTENT, PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE. THE COMPANY AND ITS SUPPLIERS SHALL NOT BE LIABLE FOR ANY SUCH DAMAGES, WHETHER BASED ON CONTRACT, TORT, STRICT LIABILITY, OR OTHERWISE, EVEN IF THE COMPANY, ITS DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, AGENTS, EMPLOYEES, OR ANY OF ITS SUPPLIERS HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF DAMAGES.

Some jurisdictions do not allow the limitation of liability or exclusions of certain warranties or liability, so some of the above limitations may not apply to you. If you are dissatisfied with any portion of this Web site or with any of these terms of use, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using this Web site.

RELATIONSHIP

There is no confidential, fiduciary, contractually implied, or other relationship created between you and the Company other than as stated in this Agreement. You agree that no joint venture, partnership, employment, or agency relationship exists between you and the Company as a result of this Agreement or use of this Web site.

INTERNATIONAL USERS

This Web site is controlled, operated, and administered by the Company from its offices within the United States of America. The Company makes no representation that materials at this site are appropriate or available for use at other locations outside of the United States and access to them from territories where their contents are illegal is prohibited. You may not use the site or export the Content in violation of any applicable laws and regulations. If you access this site from a location outside of the United States, you are responsible for compliance with all local laws.

GENERAL

This Agreement is governed by the laws of the United States and of the State of California. Unless otherwise agreed in writing, any claim, dispute, or controversy of any kind, in any way arising out of or relating to the Site, this Agreement, or any purchase made through the Site (excepting any claim, dispute, or controversy relating to intellectual property rights) shall be subject to exclusive, final and binding arbitration in accordance with the commercial arbitration rules of the American Arbitration Association, and conducted in Arlington, Virginia, and judgment on the arbitration award may be entered into any court having jurisdiction thereof. Any litigation relating to this Agreement shall be subject to the jurisdiction of the Federal Courts of the  District of Virginia, with the venue lying in Arlington, VA, with the losing party responsible for costs, including without limitation, court costs, and reasonable attorneys fees and expenses. You agree that any cause of action you may have with respect to your use of the Site, this Agreement, or any purchase made through the Site must be commenced within one (1) year after the claim or cause of action arises.

In the event any provision of this Agreement is determined to be invalid, illegal, or otherwise unenforceable, such provision shall be deemed to have been deleted from this Agreement. The remainder of this Agreement shall remain in full force and effect according to its terms.

This Agreement contains the entire understanding and agreement of the parties with respect to the use of this Web site. It supersedes all prior oral or written understandings and agreements relating to the use of this Web site. The company’s waiver of any provision of this Agreement shall not be deemed to waive it for the future.

You agree that we may, in our sole discretion, at any time and without cause, may terminate your use of the Site or any portion of the Site, without liability to you. Sections entitled Liability Limitation & Disclaimers of Warranty, Indemnity, and General will survive any termination of this Agreement.